Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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