ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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