thus making me awesome and them whores
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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