At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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