She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Randomize
