I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I smell stomach acid.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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