i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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