just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Randomize
