I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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