oh god the rape fog is back!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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