I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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