There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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