He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
