And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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