yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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