I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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