He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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