i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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