I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
