Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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