my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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