Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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