Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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