I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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