Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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