well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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