I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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