I'm eating all of the evidence.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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