she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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