Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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