is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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