We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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