dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
try to milk me bitch
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