So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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