nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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