Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
