So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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