New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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