Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
did you just send me my own nude
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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