Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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its like you know when i get waxed
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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