Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
