im holly from the hills drunk
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He shit in the fireplace
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