: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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