Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
