Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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