I am puke
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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