What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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