Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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