hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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