I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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