quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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