redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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