Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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