She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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