small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She's like a pop up book from hell.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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